Tuesday 15 July 2008

I Am Not A Vengeful God

I has been brought to my attention by Ian that my last post was somewhat ambiguous as to the circumstances surrounding my acquisition of my new plush sunflower.

I would therefor like to make it clear that I did not laugh cruelly from on high as I looked down upon a weeping child on the street. By the time I went outside to investigate the aforementioned thwip which heralded the arrival of the Sunflower, the crying child was long gone, and thus her ownership of the Sunflower, and subsequent loss due to sibling animosity is purely speculation.

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